oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia
the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom
when ur friends make inside jokes that ur not in on
Clint told him to do it for the vine
"pizza is great but I can’t stand the crust"